Overheard lately #3

Hello hello!

I take notes of what I hear from other people’s conversations. This is my third iteration of this. Read the first one here, and the second here.

• “He doesn’t care, It’s just a fucking paycheck at the end of the day.”

• “Oh, so you hate your whole family”

• “Where as a Christian do you draw the line and say something?”

• “No, in classical singing you never use a microphone.” 

• “When these people leave I’ll show you my stripper routine.” 

• “It’s not spicy, it’s just sunblock.”

• “This is family time, not phone time.”

• “I say “Camilla”. I think that’s wrong because there’s no I.” (talking about Kamala Harris)

• “That’s what my friend started saying when she became a therapist. I’m like “bitch, you’re the craziest one!”

• “That’s why when anyone asks my opinion I say “I don’t know”. I don’t. These kids don’t know the whole story.”

• “My dad was mad we don’t have the same blood type.” 

• “I’m not kidding around. How about we stop the business with China!”

• “He was like “you’re the best woman in the world, besides my wife”…it was paternalistic.” (derogatory)

• “I said, “if you do the whole season and win some matches I’ll give you $200” (to her child about a school sport)

• “Keep your clothes on!”

• “You didn’t bring your dad?”

• “He’s taking a bunch of college credits and saving up”

• “We leave tonight for a Caribbean cruise so we’re excited about that.”

• “Mom said you didn’t do so well on a test, and I was wondering how you’ve been studying?”

• “They really cleaned up Paris for the Olympics! We’ve been there 10-15 times and it was the cleanest it’s been.”

• “With everything that’s going on she’s physically sick. She’s throwing up.”

• “You chose popcorn over chicken nuggets?!” (at a football game)

• “To be diagnosed, I had to have nodes all over my body while I slept.” 

• “When we cuddle, if I want to fall asleep I have to let go of you and turn my back to you.”

• “We’ve been through hell with his ex wife!”

• “He was a narcissist and he admitted to it but he thought it was funny.”

• “I’ve got an appointment every morning when I wake up, Heavenly Father and I.”

• “If there’s a window seat, I get it. If it’s an aisle seat, I get it. So either way you’re in the middle. High five!”